Please Lower the Cost of Literally Fucking Everything

Inflation is temporary. Being dramatic about it is forever. 💐🤠

This floral-and-cowboy-boots Comfort Colors tee is for anyone who has looked at the price of groceries, rent, gas, or existing in general and thought, absolutely not.

Featuring a soft vintage-inspired floral design with western boots and the extremely reasonable request:

“Please lower the cost of literally fucking everything. I’m not built for OnlyFans.”

• Unisex Comfort Colors fit

• Soft, garment-dyed cotton

• Vintage western floral artwork

• Funny statement graphic

• Perfect for errands, coffee runs, farmers markets, and checking your bank account with one eye closed

Cute. Creepy. Iconic. Financially concerned. Comfort Colors introduces the “Comfort Colors 1717” garment-dyed t-shirt; a fully customizable tee made with 100% ring-spun cotton. The soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric brings extra coziness to your wardrobe while the relaxed fit makes it an excellent daily choice. The double-needle stitching throughout the tee makes it highly durable, while the lack of side seams helps the shirt retain its tubular shape. Discover all 62 colors in our charts below.

.: Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²))
.: Relaxed fit
.: Pre-shrunk 100% ring-spun US cotton
.: Available in 62 colors
.: Sewn-in label