Thick Thighs and Pumpkin Pies Unisex Retro Fall T-Shirt

Bring a cheeky dose of autumn spirit to pumpkin-patch trips, Thanksgiving dinner, or a quick pie run. This soft, lightweight tee pairs a playful retro graphic with a classic unisex fit that’s easy to wear through the season.

Style it with jeans and sneakers for a relaxed fall outing, or layer it under a cardigan when the evening turns cool. Pumpkins, autumn leaves, warm vintage colors, and a slice of pumpkin pie give the design its unmistakable seasonal look.

• Lightweight ring-spun cotton: The 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) fabric feels comfortable for year-round wear.
• Color-specific fabric blends: Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton; Heather colors are 35% cotton and 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique are 90% cotton and 10% polyester; Graphite Heather is 50% cotton and 50% polyester.
• Classic unisex cut: A crew neckline and versatile shape make it simple to work into your everyday wardrobe.
• Smoother construction: No side seams create a smooth fit, while reinforced shoulders add lasting structure.
• Comfort-focused details: The ribbed-knit collar helps resist curling, and the pearlized tear-away label avoids a sewn-in tag.
• Considered cotton sourcing: Made with ethically grown and harvested US cotton; the blank tee is certified to OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100.

The white variant may look off-white rather than bright white. For shirts fulfilled by OPT OnDemand or Shirt Monkey, sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF printing.

Wear it to bring a little humor to the holiday table, or save it for your next cozy evening with pumpkin pie.

Thick thighs, pumpkin pies, and absolutely no apologies. 🥧🍂 This cozy fall tee brings together everything we love about the season with a playful retro design featuring pumpkins, autumn leaves, warm vintage colors, and a glorious slice of pumpkin pie.

Made for pumpkin-patch wandering, Thanksgiving dinner, spooky-season errands, or simply showing up for pie.

✨ Soft, lightweight unisex fit
🎃 Retro autumn-inspired graphic
🥧 Perfect for fall & Thanksgiving
🍁 Cute, comfy, and delightfully cheeky
🎁 A fun gift for your favorite fall-loving baddie

Cute. Creepy. Iconic.
Bad Weather Baddies Co.

The Gildan Softstyle® 64000 redefines casual comfort with a modern unisex cut and ultra-soft materials. Solid colors are 100% cotton, while heathers and sport grey use polyester blends for added durability. Shoulders are reinforced with twill tape, there are no side seams for a smoother fit, and the ribbed-knit collar helps prevent curling. Whether for printing or everyday wear, the Gildan 64000 stands out as a dependable wardrobe staple.

Disclaimer:
- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
- Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.

.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, the Gildan 64000 from the Gildan Softstyle® collection is a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)) that feels blissful to wear all year round.
.: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
.: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production.
.: This blank tee is certified by OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie) for safety and quality assurance.
.: Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester